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The Confessor is a Turret mounted Cannon weapon.


Acquisitions Entry

You'd think given the modest caliber that the Confessor would be a one and done design, but this thing's gone through more revisions and tweaks than some Lorentz force weapons. It lives in this weird acquisitions limbo where performance isn't so bad to merit the cost of a new design, but each iteration seems to cause as many problems as it solves. They're on the Mk XVIII last I'd heard.

Might be an embezzlement scheme for some army bigwig, but with how genuinely pissed those Design Bureau types are about it, might not be. Seriously, if you need a good chuckle and want to see a Bureau boy have a seizure just ask when the Confessor's gonna be done.

-MB

Weapons
Small CarlosDonkeyBonesawLockdownFakerPinchTemblorBlack Hand
Turret ConfessorParliamentMãe DoisCramboScimitarGutterballDiscoBully
Auxiliary PreacherJerichoBelterStutterMetronomeChufferBroilerGalinha
Main AbbotArchieDuchessBansheeBalãoPitbullThunderclapZeus
Heavy Bishop88KönigKrakenHarvesterPloughmanOtomoChieftain
Special Smoke ProjectorEMP GrenadeActive CamouflageAudio-Kinetic Pulse